Misfit's Misrule

Oh wow. Oh WOW!

Okay, so, like, an hour ago I was totally pwning the Halo 3 beta when I had this yearning for a hotdog. But Metropolis hotdogs are just blergh. It's like they're made of pork and cooked in sanitary conditions or something! Some people might be into that, but whatever, it's not a real hotdog unless you have to drown it in mustard to stop yourself from thinking about what you're eating.

So I bounced to NYC to grab one from a cart. There's a rooftop there that's totally awesome and no one ever sees me come in and I can check the alley before I bounce down there! But of course I wear the mask every time I bounce! Masks are IMPORTANT!

I was all "lalala, gonna eat a hotdog because they are awesome," and I just glanced down at the alley - and there were guys selling guns!

I hit the alley and started to hand these guys their own asses, and I was doing really great but suddenly there was an explosion. I hate when that happens. Then someone knocked me back and I fell on my butt, which is so amateur, you guys, I am wicked good at martial arts and I can't believe I did that! But then I looked up and Nightwing was totally standing there! And I guess it's not so bad if NIGHTWING caught me off balance.

He was facing off with this guy in a red full-face mask and I realised it was totally the RED HOOD and that this was like a major Bat-Battle! I must have made a noise or something because without even looking over his shoulder, he growled "Misfit! Get out of this!"

Of course I know better than that. You've always got to help the loner hero against his arch-enemy, because secretly he appreciates the rare opportunity for connection even though he can never acknowledge it. And I'm like practically Bat-Family anyway! But by the time I got up the Red Hood had tossed a smokebomb. After that I couldn't find them and just bouncing all over the place was getting me nowhere, so I went to get my hotdog instead.

But zoh my god you guys!!! NIGHTWING TOTALLY KNOWS WHO I AM!!!

HOW AWESOME IS THAT???

You know what is not awesome? People making fun of Supergirl’s costume. She’s not even from Earth! She doesn’t know how Earth fashions work or what people think of short skirts + flying, and it’s so, so mean when people are like “Haha, Supergirl is such a skank.” HELLO! Calling girls skanks is not cool!

I happen to know that Supergirl has had trouble with stupid obsessed guys – like, really BAD trouble - and I bet those people would be all “Well, what did she expect, wearing that thing? It’s totally her fault.” So stupid! You can’t blame Supergirl for other people being disgusting! And you definitely can’t say that it’s her fault for wearing a short skirt. It wouldn’t be her fault if she was flying around NAKED, so THERE!

And I think Supergirl’s costume is INSPIRATIONAL! Like, when I made my new costume, I was totally going to wear just the skirt but then Supergirl inspired me to wear leggings too! Well, Supergirl and Sienna Miller. Anyways, my point is Supergirl = <3 and people should stop being mean to her and putting snapshots of her panties on the internets. That is just gross.

I heart Supergirl, a haiku by MISFIT.

SG is awesome
Doing totally cool things
With much awesomeness

I know there’s supposed to be a season word in there somewhere but I couldn’t fit that in. I’m usually really good at poetry, but haiku are hard!

I had an iSpace for a while but my BFF said it wasn't "appropriate" for a superhero. So I got an LJ instead. Hi, you guys!

Tonight was really awesome. I totes foiled a robbery and THEN I saw a shadow that I think could have been Batman! But I don't know, because if I saw it, it probably wasn't Batman. Maybe it was Nightwing?

ZOMG, NIGHTWING.

Anyways! I've seen lots of cat macros and they're really funny and I thought it would be super easy to make some myself. So I did!

( LOLCATZ HERE! )